Top Ten Reasons I Missed Class Last Thursday

10.   Had to Supervise Britney's visit with kids

9.     Wanted to turn class over to my brother, Raul Buzzanco

8.    Took Beyonce to Laker Game 





7.  Had annual physical exam with personal physician, Dr. Dre

6.  In Ohio Debating Barack Obama




5.  Getting Referral for Personal Trainer from Roger Clemens



4.  Went to bars as wingman for Tom Brady

3.  Replaced Yao as Rockets Center



2.  Trying out for role on "Sesame Street"




1.  Bad Case of the Rockin' Pneumonia and Boogie Woogie Flu